stileinskii:

Just imagine if dragons replaced birds. I mean small annoying dragons flying around towns and beaches stealing your food, big exotic dragons living in remote places, friendly dragons, fierce dragons, fLIGHTLESS DRAGONS, dragons in zoos dragons in the wild i just dRAGONS

xxbettydahmer:

aweeee!!

xxbettydahmer:

aweeee!!

vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

erinads:

my name is madoka kaname and this is jackass *throws sayaka’s soul gem off the bridge*

coachcupcakes:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

i am pretty sure i just pulled something oh god

dukeofnachos:

kurosaki224:

happyhaunter:

steve and bucky are startled by a levitating knife

It’s been ten minutes why am I still laughing

"the future is so scary"

Prom night was fucking terrible. I ruined everything and Cadi is pissed off at me…….